At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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