just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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