There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Couch. On fire.
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