You just made me feel so damn special
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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