Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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