That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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