Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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