There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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