pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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