Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
honey bunches of taint.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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