it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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