im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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