Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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