belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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