just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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