quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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