I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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