Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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