Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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