I've blown a few things in my day
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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