I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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