I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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