He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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