I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch