am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How did I end up in the pool?!
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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