Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?

(914): View more from New York

please be gone before i get back

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

THAT'LL be a good time.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?

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(540): View more from Virginia

hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.

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(915): View more from Texas

He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.

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(801): View more from Utah

He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.

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