I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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