Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..

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(630): View more from Illinois

We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.

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(563): View more from Iowa

He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.

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(206): View more from Washington

Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL

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(303): View more from Colorado

well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair

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(876): View more from Jamaica

Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch

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