i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.