Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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