I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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