I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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