Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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