I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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