I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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