this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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