butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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