If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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