Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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