: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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