Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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