I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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