oh god the rape fog is back!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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