i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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