just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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