That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
