Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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