My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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