do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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