I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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