I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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