Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.