Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome