Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji