I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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