i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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