it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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