i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
