i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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