hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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