But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
