Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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