so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My ass is underappreciated
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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