I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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